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From this post:

1) Make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment.

2) Ask your f-list to post questions in the comments. For example: "One, nine, and fifteen are chosen by a prophecy to save the world from four. Do they succeed?", "Under what circumstances might five and fourteen fall in love?", "Which character on the list would you most want on your side in a zombie invasion?"

3) After your f-list has stopped asking questions, round them up and answer them using the fifteen characters you selected beforehand, then post them.


Character List:

1. Clark Kent (Smallville)
2. Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)
3. Steve Rogers (MCU)
4. Keeley Jones (Ted Lasso)
5. Steve Trevor (DCEU)
6. Natasha Romanoff (MCU)
7. Jim Kirk (Star Trek: AOS)
8. Diana Prince/WW (DCEU)
9. Oliver Queen (Smallville)
10. Sam Wilson (MCU)
11. Joan Watson (Elementary)
12. Bucky Barnes (MCU)
13. Rebecca Welton (Ted Lasso)
14. Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls)
15. Lois Lane (Smallville)

[personal profile] senmut asked: Lorelai Gilmore decides that they are tired of the dance between Jim and Oliver, but they might not understand what that dance is. How does it go?

Oh man, there would be a slight clash of the egos. They're either going to be at each other's throats or have sex. Maybe both. Lorelai would probably either be blind to the sexual tension or see it clearly and just insist they hook up and get it over with. It depends on what day how self aware Kirk and Ollie are going to be.

[personal profile] demigodscum asked: Between Steve Rogers, Oliver Queen, Joan Watson, who is most likely to make a pro/con list, who is most likely to have a backup plan, and who is most likely to do neither of those things ever?

Joan is definitely going to have the pro/con list, Oliver will probably have a backup plan and Steve is likely to go neither of those things. Steve can be a tactician for sure, but he has also gone on impulse and literally jumped through a window so out of the three of them, I can see him being most

Jim Kirk and Rebecca Welton have to choose a road trip destination. Where do they go?

Well, I suppose they're on Earth but I'm sure Rebecca wouldn't mind a tour of the spaceship, though she would find it baffling (Ted, on the other hand, would be super gung ho about the whole situation). I don't know if they will be able to come to terms on who is driving. They may have to switch off. For them, it may be more about the journey than the destination but I can see, if they're in Europe, going somewhere fun. I can see them traveling to France and then from there, going to Spain or Germany.

[personal profile] kissapentu asked: Lois Lane, Steve Trevor, and Sam Wilson have a meeting to go to. However, Lois ducks out to make out with Lorelai Gilmore. Steve and Sam then have to explain to Lois what that meeting was all about - what was it all about?

Considering who those three are, I'm assuming it would be superhero business and Lois would have to really find the meeting tedious to run off like that. She's not really the type to duck out of her responsibilities, though she and Lorelai would be a hot duo. So I suppose it would be about something she already knew/suspected or someone that she couldn't afford to have seen her, but overall, again, the hero stuff. Maybe about them collaborating with either the government or each other's team.

[personal profile] ultra_fic asked: Clark Kent, Steve Rogers, and Steve Trevor must do battle with Lorelai Gilmore, Keeley Jones, and Natasha Romanoff. What's the outcome?

On paper, that's a little one-sided, since one of those teams literally has Superman, Captain America and a guy who is trained in the military. Lorelai is definitely not a fighter, but the other two, especially Natasha, are feisty. Clark won't feel good about going against them, Steve is conflicted about Natasha and Steve Trevor probably doesn't know how he got there. So I'm going with the battle is being something like a water balloon fight rather than a violent one and then the women win! Unless the three of them are possessed and are trying to take over the world or something, I can't really see them fighting for real. :D

[personal profile] corvidology asked: Steve Trevor sets Diana Prince and Sam Wilson up on a blind date that goes really well. What does Steve do when they realize they've made a mistake?

Oh, no, Steve, don't do that! You love her, you idiot. I imagine some modern day reincarnation setting where he is working with Diana but doesn't remember his past life and does it accidentally. Sam and Diana would get along, but Steve would totally realize he fucked up at some point, and then would be torn in between confessing his feelings and wanting her to be happy, because hey, who is better for Wonder Woman than Captain America? Diana would like Sam but I think she's be slightly heartbroken over Steve not wanting her/remembering, after all the time she's waited, and try to move on, but at the end of the day, fail. Sam will be fine- Bucky's somewhere dying of jealousy anyway - "I FOUGHT IN A WAR TOO, SAM."

Bucky Barnes, Joan Watson and Steve Rogers have to pull off a heist together for 'reasons.'

Likely for the good of the country! Or I can see Steve and Bucky consulting Joan for help with either some sort of blackmail or some information about the Winter Soldier and they need to trace the origins subtly. Which, let's face it, is not really their thing. Joan will be the most competent of course and the three of them would be an awesome trio.

Lois Lane is getting tired of Keeley Jones (accidentally?) thwarting all their plans.

I'm not quite sure what plans Keeley would interrupt. Lois isn't the type of reporter that Keeley would have to sabotoge and the type of stories Keeley is involved in isn't really an interest to Lois. I can see it being a series of unfortunate hijinks when Lois is on the pursuit of a story and they just keep getting in each other's way somehow. When all's said and done, they'd probably get along.

[personal profile] tellshannon815 asked: What happens when Lorelai Gilmore and Lois Lane find themselves sharing a jail cell?

Oh man, the chaos. They would either get along or kind of annoy each other, but if they bond, everyone else is in trouble. Lois would be trying to scheme her way out, and Lorelai would be trying to talk her way out. Clark and Luke would show up eventually to bail their wives out.

[personal profile] scintilla10 asked: Under what circumstances do Keeley Jones and Jim Kirk have to pretend to be a couple?

Very weird ones, involving time travel on Jim's part and having to blend in. I can see Keeley being suspicious, not really won over immediately to Jim's charm, but when he does turn sincere in his need for assistance, she is probably willing to help him out of a bind. I could see them pretending, getting along, having some great sex, and then parting ways when the time is up.

If Jess Mariano had to assemble a crew to pull off a heist, which of the other characters would they recruit and what would be their roles?

Jess would be so bad at pulling off a heist. In his own canon, he would probably end up recruiting Paris and she would immediately take over. He definitely knows how to get in and out of buildings though, and pick locks. I can see Rory being smart in potential planning and she reads enough, but I don't know how she would fare in the actual situation so she may stay in the background, if she's involved. Lane, on the other hand, seems wily. Lorelai would totally find out and want to be apart of it and Luke would want nothing to do with it. Rory would have to recruit Finn and Colin as distractions, and Logan can probably get them in and out with his money, though Jess would be really reluctant to have him around.

Natasha Romanoff and Bucky Barnes have to bake something together. What do they bake and how does it go? What do Keeley Jones and Rebecca Welton think when they taste it?

I love how it is four people and the duos are from their own canons. If they're over their initial awkward stage, I think Natasha and Bucky would work well together. They're both efficient and I do believe that Bucky know show to cook and he would also know how to bake. Natasha is ... a good sous chef. I can see Bucky making some old recipe that he remembers, to be nostalgic, especially now that he doesn't have to worry about the cost of sugar and butter. I feel like it would be good and Rebecca will end up enjoying it. Same with Keeley, who I feel would be enthusiastic.

[personal profile] peaked asked: Clark Kent, Steve Trevor and Lois Lane find a genie and can make three wishes each. What do they wish for?

I feel like Clark would be super skeptical of a genie. In fact, I feel like all three of them would. They seem like the type to interrogate and be like "what is the catch" and wondering how they should word these things, etc. So they would all be tempted to ask for something like 'world peace' but I feel like they would weigh the repercussions heavily. They're also all pretty unselfish people so none of them are going to wish to win the lottery.

Lois would 100% want to wish away all the green kryptonite, but Clark would probably insist that having some way to stop him is somewhat important. Steve would not want to leave Diana's side, even if he doesn't like the idea of immortality. Clark would be afraid of bringing his dad back, because he would worry about the balance of the universe, even if he wanted it desperately. If they can't wish for things like world peace or to end hunger, I would say that he'd have to be careful but I can see Clark wishing that as long as he wears his glasses, strangers won't compare him to Superman, maybe wishing Lana's kryptonite absorption power away so she won't be used as a weapon against him, and a a way to protect Lois more efficiently (much to her amusement). Lois would wish for villains to never get their hands on any kryptonite (none for you, Lex Luthor!), to help/protect her sister, and possibly be practical and while not be rich, enough for them to be comfortable should Clark need to go full time Superman at any point. Steve would want a way to stay with Diana, for Diana to be able to get to and from Themyscira easier, and people not realize how long she's been around.

Lorelai Gilmore, Diana Prince and Joan Watson are stuck in an elevator. What happens?

I feel like Lorelai would be the chattiest of the three of them. They would have been in polite silence up till the point where they got stuck, though Lorelai would have cracked a joke immediately but once they realized they were stuck, she is definitely going on full speed with her quips. Diana would find her slightly amusing, and I can see Joan immediately looking for an exit strategy. If they can't get ahold of one and they close enough to a floor, Diana would just pry the doors open. If they're not, she can burst out of the top and pull them to the nearest one. Either way, they'll be fine.

Diana Prince, Sam Wilson and Rebecca Welton — cat or dog people?

I can see Diana being both a cat and dog person but I lean toward cat for her. She totally thinks puppies are cute but also respects the independence of a cat. Same with Rebecca. Sam would probably be a dog person.

Thanks to everyone for asking! This was fun! :D

Date: 2022-04-06 02:57 pm (UTC)
cruelladelaura: (cottages by the river)
From: [personal profile] cruelladelaura
This seems like such a fun meme! Gotta consider putting this up on my journal as well!

Date: 2022-04-12 08:16 am (UTC)
cruelladelaura: (shooting star)
From: [personal profile] cruelladelaura
I'm gonna snag this from you then! ;P

Date: 2022-04-06 10:17 pm (UTC)
corvidology: Ophelia and goldfish (Default)
From: [personal profile] corvidology
The Steve Trevor sets Diana Prince and Sam Wilson answer in particular is very sweet! :D

Date: 2022-04-06 11:20 pm (UTC)
senmut: an owl that is quite large sitting on a roof (Default)
From: [personal profile] senmut
I love these!

Date: 2022-04-07 12:03 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kissapentu
Love these answers! And you character choices. The answer to mine is hilarious! Thank you! <3

Date: 2022-04-12 12:47 am (UTC)
scintilla10: penguin waddling happily in the sun, casting a shadow on the snow (Animals - penguin!)
From: [personal profile] scintilla10
Hee hee, this is so fun! Great answers! The idea of Jess Mariano as a mastermind of a heist is hysterical. XD