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I snagged this from kissapentu.

Send me 1 character and I'll answer:

1. Could you take them in a fight?
2. Would you let them cook for you?
3. They give you a haircut! Is it any good?
4. What would they get you for your birthday, if anything?
5. If they were a YouTuber, what sort of content would they create? Would you be subscribed to them?

Send me 2 characters and I'll answer:

1. You have to choose one to erase from their series! Who do you pick?
2. Who would you rather run into in a dark alley at night?
3. Who would you save from a burning building? Who would be more likely to save you from a burning building?
4. Who would win in a dance-off?
5. They swap bodies for 24 hours! How badly do they mess up (or improve) each other's lives?

Send me 3 characters and I'll answer:

1. Who would you rather swap aesthetics/outfits with for a day?
2. Who do you team up with in a 2v2 volleyball match? Which side wins?
3. If each of them got one million dollars, who would waste/spend their money the fastest?
4. Who would die first in a horror movie? Who would be the survivor?
5. They're all on the run from the law! What crimes did each commit and who is most likely to get caught?

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[greghousesgf]

Single character meme: Sherlock Holmes, either the version of him from the original ACD books or Jeremy Brett.
P.S. I'm so doing this myself!

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Thanks for asking! You should totally do it too. I haven't seen the Brett version so I will go with ACD.

1. Could you take them in a fight?
No, I'm not a fighter and he is definitely bigger/stronger than I am lol
2. Would you let them cook for you?
Probably not. I don't think I trust his cooking skills.
3. They give you a haircut! Is it any good?
As long as it is a simple trim, it'll be fine.
4. What would they get you for your birthday, if anything?
I feel like he wouldn't remember.
5. If they were a YouTuber, what sort of content would they create? Would you be subscribed to them?
I can see Watson having a Youtube channel more but maybe something to do with the violin rather than anything case related. I like the way it sounds but I don't think I would be subscribed to him.

[kissapentu]

1. Bucky Barnes

2. Lois and Brooke

3. Luna, Lana, and Peyton

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Thanks for asking!

Bucky:
1. Could you take them in a fight?
No chance. I would get my ass kicked.
2. Would you let them cook for you?
Yes. I like to believe he knows how to cook.
3. They give you a haircut! Is it any good?
Possibly, as long as it isn't too complicated.
4. What would they get you for your birthday, if anything?
If he does, I can see it being like a gift card.
5. If they were a YouTuber, what sort of content would they create? Would you be subscribed to them?
I can't see him willingly in front of a camera but I feel like his struggles with certain modern stuff like dating apps would be funny and I'd subscribe to that.

Lois and Brooke:
1. You have to choose one to erase from their series! Who do you pick?
That is tough! I love them both! While I like Lois and Smallville in general better than Brooke/OTH, I'd have to go with her because I can't imagine OTH w/o Brooke (even if she wasn't in the pilot).
2. Who would you rather run into in a dark alley at night?
Brooke, because Lois is possibly chasing some dangerous story and I want no part of it.
3. Who would you save from a burning building? Who would be more likely to save you from a burning building?
Lois if Clark isn't around but otherwise, Brooke. I can see Lois saving me.
4. Who would win in a dance-off?
Brooke but it would be close. I feel like both of them will have some amusing moves.
5. They swap bodies for 24 hours! How badly do they mess up (or improve) each other's lives?
Brooke would be so confused with all the supernatural stuff! I can imagine her expression. I think neither would really know what to do with each other's careers - Lois dealing with customers would be a disaster and Brooke can hold her own but I am not sure the reporter lifestyle is for her.

Luna, Lana, and Peyton:
1. Who would you rather swap aesthetics/outfits with for a day?
Either Lana or Peyton. Their styles are closer to what I'd wear.
2. Who do you team up with in a 2v2 volleyball match? Which side wins?
Probably Peyton. Both she and Lana were cheerleaders so they're both athletic but Peyton is taller. If Luna can't use magic, our side wins.
3. If each of them got one million dollars, who would waste/spend their money the fastest?
Lana, but it is because she's using the money to start some company or fund something she is working on.
4. Who would die first in a horror movie? Who would be the survivor?
Peyton is smart but both Lana and Luna both have powers so her. I can see Luna making till the end.
5. They're all on the run from the law! What crimes did each commit and who is most likely to get caught?
If she hadn't been a prisoner, Luna opposed the ministry when the Voldemort was in power, Lana stole money from someone corrupt, and Peyton hurt someone while protecting another person. Brooke would for sure use her resources to protect Peyton but she'd get caught first.

[kissapentu]

Wonderful answers !

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Thanks! :D

[senmut]

1. Oliver Queen (Any)

2. Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen (Any, mix&match)

3. Lois, Lana, and Chloe (Smallville)

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Thanks for asking! I've only read a few Green Lantern comics circa Blackest Night and the ones where Oliver came back to life but didn't have a soul so I'm mostly going Smallville/Nolanverse/osmosis. :D

Oliver Queen:
1. Could you take them in a fight?
Definitely not. I'd lose badly.
2. Would you let them cook for you?
Yes, he seems like he'd be competent in the kitchen.
3. They give you a haircut! Is it any good?
As long as I keep it simple, sure. He has a good eye and is precise.
4. What would they get you for your birthday, if anything?
If he remembered (I can see him forgetting), something to do with my interests, like for baking or a first edition novel.
5. If they were a YouTuber, what sort of content would they create? Would you be subscribed to them?
Archery if he wasn't GA or maybe yoga/healthy eating. I'd subscribe for shallow reasons.

Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen (Any, mix&match):
1. You have to choose one to erase from their series! Who do you pick?
I love Oliver more but I feel Bruce is more pivotal, especially if you go with Smallville Ollie.
2. Who would you rather run into in a dark alley at night?
Oliver. I'd feel safe with both but I don't want to be in Gotham.
3. Who would you save from a burning building? Who would be more likely to save you from a burning building?
They're better off saving themselves or me somehow getting Superman (or WW's) attention but I guess Oliver. I think they would both try.
4. Who would win in a dance-off?
Oliver but it'd be funny if Bruce is in his "Brucie" personality.
5. They swap bodies for 24 hours! How badly do they mess up (or improve) each other's lives?
So much snark. They would both be pissed, Oliver more vocally. Bruce wouldn't trust Ollie with Gotham but I think he can keep with the showy personality. In costume might be a challenge, since they have different skill sets, but I think they'd figure it out. Dinah or Alfred would be the first to realize something is wrong.

Lois, Lana, and Chloe (Smallville):
1. Who would you rather swap aesthetics/outfits with for a day?
Any really. Chloe might be the closest but I like Lois's outfits to her. Outside the costumes which I can't pull off lol
2. Who do you team up with in a 2v2 volleyball match? Which side wins?
Lois. Lana was a cheerleader but Lois seems fairly athletic and she is taller. I think we would win. :D
3. If each of them got one million dollars, who would waste/spend their money the fastest?
Lana because she probably has a specific reason to use the money.
4. Who would die first in a horror movie? Who would be the survivor?
Well Lois didn't fare well in that zombie episode so she might die before Chloe only because she is more likely to be investigating. If she has her powers, Lana survives.
5. They're all on the run from the law! What crimes did each commit and who is most likely to get caught?
Chloe for hacking where she shouldn't, Lois for going after some government official or is being framed by Lex, and Lana for being a vigilante when it is made (temporarily) illegal. I think Chloe is most likely to be caught.

[apachefirecat]

1. Martha Kent (Smallville)
2. Clark Kent and Lois Lane (Smallville)
3. Clark Kent (Smallville), Lois Lane (Smallville), and Lena Luthor (Supergirl)

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Thanks for asking.

Martha Kent (Smallville):
1. Could you take them in a fight?
Maybe? Probably not though. I'm younger but she has some fight to her and is stronger than someone would assume.
2. Would you let them cook for you?
Of course! She is the most trustworthy one.
3. They give you a haircut! Is it any good?
Yeah, it may not be fancy but it will be solid.
4. What would they get you for your birthday, if anything?
Something heartfelt and sincere that pertains to my interests. Maybe some homemade cookies or muffins.
5. If they were a YouTuber, what sort of content would they create? Would you be subscribed to them?
Maybe something cooking related. If she wanted, she could talk politics from a different perspective but that'd work better as a podcast. I would subscribe.

Clark Kent and Lois Lane (Smallville):
1. You have to choose one to erase from their series! Who do you pick?
Since it's Clark's show, it'd be Lois.
2. Who would you rather run into in a dark alley at night?
Clark. I'll be safer since Lois will likely be investigating and I will pass on being around that.
3. Who would you save from a burning building? Who would be more likely to save you from a burning building?
Lois, since he can take care of himself. Clark would be the one to save me since that is what he does.
4. Who would win in a dance-off?
Lois. Clark would need to be persuaded to participate in the first place.
5. They swap bodies for 24 hours! How badly do they mess up (or improve) each other's lives?
The earlier this takes place in the show, the funnier it is. If Lois doesn't know his secret, man, that could get ugly, since she won't be able to control his powers and be very confused, and leave others confused. Clark has swapped with Lionel but it may throw him off with her very different proportions. The heels are a no go for sure.

Clark Kent (Smallville), Lois Lane (Smallville), and Lena Luthor (Supergirl):

I haven't watched Supergirl so I am going off what I've seen on tumblr.

1. Who would you rather swap aesthetics/outfits with for a day?
Either Lena or Lois, though I bet Lena has some fancy designer brands.
2. Who do you team up with in a 2v2 volleyball match? Which side wins?
If Clark isn't too moral to use his powers, him. Even if he is, he is so tall, we should win anyway.
3. If each of them got one million dollars, who would waste/spend their money the fastest?
Lena, since she probably lives a life with more high end expenses.
4. Who would die first in a horror movie? Who would be the survivor?
Lois, because she's investigating. Unless there is kryptonite involved, Clark survives.
5. They're all on the run from the law! What crimes did each commit and who is most likely to get caught?
I can see all three of them being framed by Lex. Otherwise, Clark for being a vigilante when it isn't legal, Lois for investigating someone high up who takes revenge, and Lena for what looks like insider trading/shady business deal. Maybe she's trying to protect Kara/Supergirl? Lois is most likely to get caught.

[apachefirecat]

Yeah, I could definitely see Lena trying to protect Kara, and Martha running a booming cooking YouTube! Love all your answers! :)

Oh, and I totally missed the episode where Clark switches with Lionel, or, at least, don't remember it. That sounds like fantastic fun! LOL

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Oh good to hear since all I know of her and their relationship is from gifs on tumblr. And it could be a nice activity for Martha once she retires from politics.

It's in s4, ep: 'Transference', at a time when Lionel is in jail. Clark wasn't the intended target, just got in the way. It was pretty entertaining to see Tom Welling act as Lionel though - he seemed to have fun with it.

[apachefirecat]

Yeah, I still have trouble seeing Martha in politics... She just isn't conniving enough!

I'm going to have to look for that episode, IF I ever get the chance...

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I disagree. Jonathan being in politics was what didn't make sense to me. He's way too hotheaded. Meanwhile, Martha chose to be a farmer's wife but her dad was/is a wealthy lawyer so she's more accustomed to different crowds. In s9, she even become the Red Queen to protect Clark so she can be manipulative and isn't afraid to get her hands dirty.

Well, hopefully you will get the chance one day.

[apachefirecat]

I agree about Jonathan's hot headedness completely! But I can see him getting into politics for that very reason, especially against Lionel, and also to help the farmers.

Which is really the only reason why I can see Martha getting into it -- to help others. She'd do anything for her husband and son especially. But I stopped watching after they broke apart CLex, so I never got to see that late into the series.

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The only reason he did get into it was to stop Lex from winning that very election so yes, you're right about that. I can see his intentions being good but I don't know how he actually would've done with actual politicians, despite the episode "Lexmas" making it seem as though he had a successful political career in that alternate future.

Absolutely, which is why she went into it in the first place. I don't think she would've done it if he hadn't died (or thought to do it in the first place - she wasn't all that in favor of him running in the first place). Makes sense. It was inevitable though. From what I can tell, a lot of people stopped watching after the first 3 seasons and more as the original cast left, which was also to be expected.

[bradygirl_12]

Steve Rogers.

Diana and Steve Trevor.

Diana, Clark and Bruce.

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Thanks for asking!

Steve Rogers:
1. Could you take them in a fight?
Definitely not
2. Would you let them cook for you?
Maybe. He seems like he would know how to at least make something simple and edible.
3. They give you a haircut! Is it any good?
No, I can imagine being a little uneven lol
4. What would they get you for your birthday, if anything?
A book or a gift card.
5. If they were a YouTuber, what sort of content would they create? Would you be subscribed to them?
I am not sure. It would be funny if it something mundane like sports or history or books but I can see him being more on the politically active side of things. I'd subscribe.

Diana and Steve Trevor:
1. You have to choose one to erase from their series! Who do you pick?
Unfortunately for poor Diana (and me), it has to be Steve.
2. Who would you rather run into in a dark alley at night?
Either, but probably Diana.
3. Who would you save from a burning building? Who would be more likely to save you from a burning building?
Steve, since I think Diana will be ok. They both would but I'd go with Diana.
4. Who would win in a dance-off?
Diana. She seems like she has some moves!
5. They swap bodies for 24 hours! How badly do they mess up (or improve) each other's lives?
They'll be equally puzzled but I feel Steve will be the more embarrassed one and may need some more help, covering for all aspects of Diana's life. I can see them each stumbling now and then but won't mess each other's life up.

Diana, Clark and Bruce:
1. Who would you rather swap aesthetics/outfits with for a day?
Diana for sure.
2. Who do you team up with in a 2v2 volleyball match? Which side wins?
Diana but I'm the weakest link either way so the other side might win but I wouldn't put it past her to carry us. I can chip in a little.
3. If each of them got one million dollars, who would waste/spend their money the fastest?
Bruce because that is how his lifestyle is
4. Who would die first in a horror movie? Who would be the survivor?
Depends on their powers. Bruce would be using his detective skills to the max. I can see Clark sacrificing himself to save the others and Diana being the one to make it till the end.
5. They're all on the run from the law! What crimes did each commit and who is most likely to get caught?
Hard to say with characters like them but I can see them either being framed or doing something technically illegal but to save lives. Like Batman ends up an enemy of GPD or Clark goes after a corrupt government official. I can see Clark, despite his powers, as most likely to be caught.

[scintilla10]

Ted Lasso edition!!

1. Roy Kent
2. Keeley Jones, Coach Beard
3. Rebecca Welton, Ted Lasso, Jamie Tartt

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Thanks for asking!

Roy Kent:
1. Could you take them in a fight?
Nope, he's a fighter.
2. Would you let them cook for you?
Yeah, I think he would be good at it.
3. They give you a haircut! Is it any good?
No, I wouldn't trust him. Isaac only! :D
4. What would they get you for your birthday, if anything?
I bet he forgets but if not, something practical like a gift card
5. If they were a YouTuber, what sort of content would they create? Would you be subscribed to them?
I know it's obvious but football. I'd subscribe even though I don't watch the sport because his rants would be funny.

Keeley Jones, Coach Beard:
1. You have to choose one to erase from their series! Who do you pick?
Beard. I like him, but I like Keeley better and there are so few women who are regulars as it is.
2. Who would you rather run into in a dark alley at night?
Keeley, because Beard has proven to be a little unstable in dark alleys at night - more self destructive than being a threat but I'm not equipped to deal with it.
3. Who would you save from a burning building? Who would be more likely to save you from a burning building?
Keeley. I can see either trying but Keeley faster.
4. Who would win in a dance-off?
Keeley but Beard would be into it!
5. They swap bodies for 24 hours! How badly do they mess up (or improve) each other's lives?
Omg so awkward! I think Keeley could manage as Beard better than he could her but she may either get freaked out by Jane or end up dumping her on his behalf. That would cause some tension.

Rebecca Welton, Ted Lasso, Jamie Tartt:
1. Who would you rather swap aesthetics/outfits with for a day?
Rebecca
2. Who do you team up with in a 2v2 volleyball match? Which side wins?
Rebecca. I know Jamie is a professional athlete but Rebecca has that edge and height. I bet she has a powerful spike. It'd be close depending on me and Ted. We could pull it off. Maybe.
3. If each of them got one million dollars, who would waste/spend their money the fastest?
Rebecca or Jamie. They both have more lavish lifestyles
4. Who would die first in a horror movie? Who would be the survivor?
Likely Jamie. He lacks common sense sometimes lol I can see Rebecca surviving.
5. They're all on the run from the law! What crimes did each commit and who is most likely to get caught?
I'm not familiar with UK laws but Jamie for some sort of tax fraud because he probably doesn't realize he has to file them and panics. Rebecca regarding some accidental shady business dealings or she snapped and killed Rupert. Ted trusted/helped the wrong people and now he is the middle of something he shouldn't be. I can see Ted as most likely to get caught.

[senmut]

I LOVE THEM ALL! Thank you!

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Yay! I'm glad to hear that! :D